Introducing: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle DUMB…

Now I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure we can all agree: dressing in matching outfits is a little juvenile. Who does that??? I think twins under the age of 5 look adorable…THATS IT. Unless it is for a runway show finale where all the models look like an army of Fashion Robots wearing the designers “concept look”. HOWEVER, IT DOESNT LOOK CUTE WHEN UR OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN A BAR!!!!

The 2 in the flannel, u guys missed out: there WAS actually a 3rd!!!! So that would actually make them Tweedle Dee, Dumb, and Dumber… Sure: maybe the originall went to a “Cowboy themed flannel party”, but somehow, I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. This is not a cute look, it is not COOL to DRESS THE SAME!!

When I lived with my friend, we always borrowed clothes, mixed and matched his or my pieces to create outfits, but we NEVER WORE THE SAME THING OUT! We were very close, to the fact we even thought alike: we would both go in our rooms, spend what seemed like hours trying on outfits, and come out in the hallway, only to find us BOTH wearing a SAME LOOK! (ie: black t shirt with dark blue jeans, white v neck with black jeans, both deciding to wear a hat…u get the picture). HOWEVER, we would NEVER leave the house KNOWING we looked alike…. ITS TACKY AND STUPID. You’re not getting the individual attention you want… yes people will look at you, but only be thinking, “God, what r they wearing?”

The second picture with the matching shorts… (siiiiigh)…. I actually witnessed coming into a store, looked around for about 20 min, and, when looking at shorts, REALIZED THEY WERE WEARING THE SAME SHORTS….WTF?!??HOW DO YOU JUST REALIZE THIS?? I noticed the moment I saw them!!! One guy said to the other, ” oh look, we’re wearing the same shorts”, and the other replied,” oh no way, I didn’t even notice. That’s funny!”.

IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS STUPID. In fact, YOU’RE BOTH STUPID! Sometimes I can’t believe people are so blind… If I went to go shopping with a friend wearing THE SAME thing as me, I would make them change, or I would change.

IS THIS A NEW FAD?? This morning, I saw 2 attractive girls leaving the gym, BOTH wearing Turquoise Nike workout tanks, not identical style, but same color, and both black running shorts… REALLY????!!? they BOTH have such limited workout wear that they ONLY HAD MATCHING OUTFITS TO WEAR…?

SIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHH….. Thankfully I didn’t have my camera, otherwise me being upset seeing this STUPIDNESS would have probably resulted in me going off on them…

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DRESSING ROOM ETIQUETTE = PICK UP UR S***!

First off: what kind of parents did you not have?? Did you not clean your room? And even if you had a housekeeper everyday of your life; if you are old enough to shop, then you’re old enough to know better!!!!!!

Most people, for their first job, go 2 different directions: retail, or waiting (tables). After a couple months, and, if they stay, realize the hard work and tolerance you have to put up with in their job. Dealing with rude people and attitudes makes you realize that when YOU’RE on the other side of the picture, to me a little more mindful. Being in the clothing industry myself, and 13 years of it, makes me understand the importance of an educated and mindful shopper.

When I bring clothing into a fitting room, I try on one thing at a time, unless its a complete outfit choosing. When I’m finished trying on a piece, I PUT IT BACK ON THE HANGER. I don’t want to be in the presence of sloppiness, stepping on clothes as I’m trying them on…. would I want to buy a shirt I knew had been on the ground, stepped on by shoes and dirty, smelly feet by some SLOB who doesn’t have a respect for the garment, or other people? NO!!! When I am finished trying on what I bring IN the fitting room, I bring OUT of the fitting room, and hand back to the salesperson, or “go-back rack” that is OH SO CLEVERLY LEFT THERE FOR A PURPOSE!! Now, if you ARE being helped one-on-one with a sales associate, and they’re bringing you things to try, options, etc…. then it is OKAY to leave them in the fitting room when done.

Just DON’T leave NEW clothes that aren’t yours on the FLOOR… have some respect for the product, (what if those were YOUR designs?), have some respect for the salesperson (what if YOU had to clean up after people all day?), and most importantly: HAVE RESPECT FOR YOURSELF… I mean: Do YOU like knowing you’re a DISRESPECTFUL SLOB??

“WATER SHOES” R 4 AMPHIBIANS!!!

GOD, PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THESE!!!!!

So, I keep seeing these UGLY A** things on people, IN PUBLIC, in normal daytime, on the STREETS OF LA. WTF??? This is a DEFINITE “WHOLIEDTOYOU” MOMENT: IT IS NOT OKAY TO WEAR THESE IN PUBLIC! IN A CITY SETTING!!!!

THEY DON’T LOOK COOL, THEY ARE NOT A NEW ‘TREND’, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: ARE NOT MEANT FOR U TO BE WEARING EVERYDAY- UNLESS UR DOING SOMETHING BY THE WATER OR CLIMBING SOME BOULDER!!!(monkey freaks)

We all know i LOATHE feet, they disgust me, so to have your smelly-a** toes in view of the public eye all “webbed out” like a frog.. it just makes my stomach churn, and a look of DISGUST creeps on my face… and believe me, its an obvious one too, I will NOT hide my feelings on these GROSS things.

IF YOU’RE WEARING THESE OUT AND ABOUT RUNNING YOUR ERRANDS: YOU LOOK STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, for “journalistic” reasons, I looked up these “beauties” (GAG).. and I found this Winning Photo, and THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY:



“At home in the water or in chillier conditions, the men’s Vibram FiveFingers Flow multisport shoes offer the freedom of bare feet with the grip and protection of a Vibram sole.”

AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PART:

“Recommended for cold weather running, trekking, bouldering, water sports and canyoneering”

SEE THAT YOU FREAKS??!?!?!? NOWHERE DOES IT SAY: FOR GROCERY SHOPPING, GOING TO THE BANK, GOING TO THE MALL, or an other NORMAL day to day errand. UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A RIVER, ON A LAKE, OR SOME BFE PLACE LIKE COLORADO, then STOP WEARING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Retail wedding trend leads to I do’s at T.J. Maxx, Taco Bell – USATODAY.com” REALLY????!?!?!?!?!!?!

As a recently married man, I am more appreciative of married couples, and the strength and commitment they give to each other, to move forward in their lives together. Even watching “Bethanny Getting Married” made me shed tears, because I know what it’s like to have a wedding day, and the special moment shared between 2 people in love: it’s undescribable and unforgettable.

HOWEVER: I came across this internet “News Post” and GAGGED. PLEASE READ THE “ARTICLE” BELOW LINKED IN THIS POST… BUT BEWARE OF THE NAUSEA THAT MIGHT SET IN!

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/retail/2010-07-08-retailweddings08_ST_N.htm?POE=click-refer

WT….F??? I have officially LOST IT. I cant even READ this article, it drives me so CRAZY!!! WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS??????? I don’t know ANYONE who would do this… and if I did, I would no longer know them!!!

THIS “TREND????” THIS IS NOT A TREND! THIS IS WHITE TRASH TO THE MAXXXXXXXX!!!! (get it…i couldn’t help myself)… i mean to quote this Stupid Bride, “The one constant in my life, no matter what, has always been T.J. Maxx,” Satayut, a self-proclaimed “Maxxinista,” says.

Then there’s the “executive editor” at Theknot.com saying, ”If this came up 15 years ago it would not have been as readily accepted”.

WAKE UP IDIOT!!! IT’S STILL NOT ACCEPTED!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE DOING IT ARE DISGUSTING!!!!! DO YOU THINK SHE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE DOING THIS?… She should be FIRED for allowing an article to even hit the publics eye, and ESPECIALLY MINE!!! GOD I WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY!!!!

As i read even more of this PAINFUL article to provide ammo for this post, my stomach is churning… here are a couple more winning standouts:

“Home Depot doesn’t charge to hold weddings in their stores, adding that most of the materials used — like orange buckets and plywood for pews — can be put back on the shelves after the ceremony.”

I AM D.Y.I.N.G…… ORANGE BUCKETS AND PLYWOOD FOR PEWS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?

“According to Taco Bell spokesman Rob Poetsch, the restaurant typically hosts about one wedding per year and doesn’t charge for the ceremonies.”

SINCE WHEN DOES TACO BELL CONSTITUTE BEING A RESTAURANT?!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!??!?!!?!?!

I think i’m going to be sick…..

READERS: I can’t wait for your comments…. and I don’t want to hear: “people should do what they want”, “it’s their day”, or “it’s their choice to do what they want, they’re in love”, etc… SPARE ME THE DISGUST. THIS IS NOT OK. THIS SHOWS ME THAT THE ACT OF GETTING MARRIED IS A JOKE, and it is ANYTHING BUT!

SOCKS ANS HEELS ?!

WHY LADIES, WHY???? where did this come from, and WHY are you “rocking” this look???? Love girls showing legs and wearing heels… but wearing SOCKS WITH HEELS IS NOT COOL!! I don’t care if its on the Chanel Runway: that’s for models in a show to create a LOOK; its not for the street! You look like an 80 year old GRANDMA!

AND!! TO TOP THIS LOOK OFF: THEY ARE SHEER HOSE STOCKING SOCKS!!! W(ho)TF invented these?!?! It’s not like she’s wearing them to keep warm!!!!! It does NO slimming trick either; in fact it draws attention to the THIGHS and makes them look BIGGER… and that she has CANKLES!!!!

THIS LOOK IS STUPID! POINTLESS! HOBO, not BOHO…… BLUGH!!!

EATING + SHOPPING = NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO EATS AND SHOPS AT THE SAME TIME?!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! These 2 guys were spotted EATING FROZEN YOGURT WITH SPOONS while in a store TOUCHING MERCHANDISE WITH THEIR DISGUSTING STICKY FINGERS!!!!!! You don't do that! EAT UR FOOD OUTSIDE!!! And who walks around eating anyway?!?!? THE ONLY TIME ITS ACCEPTABLE: AT A COUNTY FAIR (WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS), AN ICE CREAM CONE, (OUTSIDE IN A PARK OR SOMETHING!) or a HOTDOG/PRETZEL IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! OTHERWISE, SIT DOWN!!!!! its disgusting, drips everywhere, a sticky mess, then it gets on clothes, wiping their hands on their clothing, then asking to throw it away in the stores garbage?? NO SLOBS: THROW IT AWAY OUTSIDE! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE ANY MANNERS OR TACT LEFT?

BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!

Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR...AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I'M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)... and little girls skirt, and little flats... SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

MAD MAX's TINA TURNER RETURNS: as a HOOKER!!

So, this girl needs to learn to sensor herself and MINIMIZE, NOT MAXIMIZE her outfits. JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING MATCHES DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
First the booty shorts: i mean... THE ASS IS HANGING OUT!!!!! the high hooker boots: ITS DAYTIME!! DURING A SUNNY SUMMER DAY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A STREETWALKER!!!! (apparently she was lost, and confused, because this pic was taken in a mens clothing store during the day....WHEN CLEARLY THIS IS FOR THE ALLEYS @ NIGHT! )
Also, she's wearing a "suspender/vest/accessory thing"... WITH A BELT! OVER A T SHIRT! WTF?!? GIRL, U LOOK CRAZY! AND RIDICULOUS! and ON TOP OF ALL THIS, THAT HUGE UNKEMPT HAIR... she thought she was KELIS in her own Music Video.... it also doesn't help that she is in a gay neighborhood area, so of course SHE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN/TRANNY!

ATTN ALL LADIES: THIS IS NOT TO BE WORN ON THE STREETS UNLESS UR LOOKING FOR CASH

WTF???? WHO LIED TO YOU???

wow...wow...wow..... i dont even know what to say. For the first time... i'm actually speechless.....I mean.... really? I'll leave it up to all of you...

TEVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST CANT. DEAL . EVER... This lovely invention STILL horrifies me from, what year now, 94??? Kids used to rock these on the playground, in "cool" colors and patterns, and i just HAD to have them too... i think i did for a year or 2... i was also IN 6th and 7th GRADE!!!!!!! WHY HAVENT THEY DIED YET???!?!?!!?!? ARENT FADS SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY!!!!!??? This is like BIRKENSTOCKS: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

I spotted these 2 ladies in a Hawaii coffee/ice creme store, and literally lost any and all appetite i was feeling.... GROSS. As u know, i already HATE FEET. TEVAS SHOW OFF FEET! (If they were Jimmy Choo Pumps, then i like feet).

Yes, i KNOW these ladies are on vacation, and they probably ARE going hiking.... BUT WEAR HIKING SHOES!!!!! Sandals, flip flops are for the beach, pool, running errands, etc... BUT THERE R NOOOO EXCUSES FOR TEVAS! THEY ARE NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE!!!! They make your feet look like Dinosaur claws!!!!!! YOUR EAGLE TALONS!!!! WHERE IS THE FEMININITY HERE?!?!?!?
THERE ISNT!!!!!

LADIES: DO NOT WEAR TEVAS!!!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOCKS & SANDALS!!! BARF!!!

OOOOO MMMMMM GGGGGGGG?????

WWWW TTTTTTT FFFFFFFFF???

i take a deep breath as i sit down to right about this picture, because i don't even know where to start. This guy (YES, GUY!!!!! NOT A 5YR OLD OR YOUNGER GIRL) is wearing TOE SOCKS (which i cant stand!), STRIPED CRAZY COLORS (which i cant stand!), WITH F***ing FLIP-FLOPS!!! TOGETHER!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Our conversation, ie: His reasoning (excuse):
"i'm going to the airport, and don't want to take my shoes off"....
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SANDALS OFF ANYWAY!!!! AND WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS!??
"well thats why i have the toe socks, so it goes between the toe"
NOOOOOO!!!!!! THEN WEAR SHOES!!!
"but i dont want to wear shoes, its a pain to take off"
SO JUST WEAR FLIP FLOPS BY THEMSELVES!!
"cause my feet will be cold"
THEN WEAR SLIPPERS!
"but these are cute..."

SO LISTEN UP HERE: THIS IS NOT CUTE, THIS IS NOT FUN, THIS IS NOT COOL. I'M ABOUT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. I SHOWED THIS PIC TO ONE PERSON, AND THEY SAID," WHAT THE F***??!?!" MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! I'M EVEN GOING TO GO ON RECORD SAYING I WOULD RATHER SEE UGGS ON!!!!!

IF I WORKED @ THE AIPORT, AND SAW YOU ARE WEARING THESE SOCKS, WITH FLIP FLOPS, I WOULD GET SECURITY ON YOUR ASS, CUZ I WOULD THINK UR A CRAZY PERSON... AND THERE MUST BE SOME DRUGS ON YOU, (OR HIDING IN THOSE SOCKS!)

NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CRACK is WHACK!!!

This is NOT appropriate. This reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke i heard a long time ago: "you might be a redneck if... you see a sign that says SAY NO TO CRACK and it reminds you to PULL UP YOUR PANTS"!
Well, this guy is no redneck, seeing as he is in Los Angeles, but once again, where do i see these atrocities? In a STARBUCKS!!!

So about this guy: i don't care if its your day off, way to early for you to be up, or u just don't care, but lemme say: WE CARE.
When this is the first thing i see in the morning, haven't had my coffee, and am forced to see this.... it starts my day off with my stomach curdling... blugh!

Now this goes for EVERYONE! you can be skinny, tall, short, fat, any race or gender: showing your ass crack is not sexy, not cool,
and not attractive. BECAUSE this guy is overweight AND hairy, his points against him have doubled.
PLEASE people, when you feel a coolness on your back, or a slight breeze down there, REALIZE YOUR SHIRT IS NOT COVERING YOUR LOWER BACK, AND YOUR ASS IS HANGING OUT, AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS. GROSS!!! CRACK IS WHACK!!!! (thanx Whitney)

IS THIS YOUR FATHER? OR GRANDFATHER?? SLOB!!!!!

So it seems that STARBUCKS is the place to go if ur a SLOB, a horrible dresser, have NO CLASS, and just plain DISGUST ME. It's not Starbucks fault, it's just that they're so mainstream and affordable and on EVERY CORNER so that ANYONE can go. I prefer little neighborhood bakery/coffeehouse businesses: small, quaint, friendly; and it supports our community.

WHEN I GO INTO A COFFEE ESTABLISHMENT, AND I SEE GRANDPA LOUNGING LIKE A F******** SLOB ON THE CHAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, it DISGUSTS ME. WTF is wrong with you?? WHERE R UR MANNERS??? (And think about any offspring this man has!! What do you think they behave like; or if they have manners and proper etiquette? Probably not, and if they exist, should be living in a ZOO!!) WHO LIED TO YOU MR, and told you it was ok to represent yourself like this??????? I would be embarrassed as all hell if this was my father or grandfather; newspapers on the floor, under the chair, one leg up, CROTCH SPREAD WIDE OPEN???? SICKENS ME.... CLOSE YOUR F******* LEGS and SIT UP OLD MAN! (and he was probably in 50's). My dad is pushing 70, and he's not sitting like an AMOEBA somewhere!!!!!

It took every sleepy fiber in my body to resist going over to him, and telling him what i just shared with you!! Thank GOD i don't work there, i would have kicked his ass out: NO SLOBS!!

Hair Today - GONE TOMORROW!

This is NOT okay, this is UNHYGIENIC! I am in a bakery in the morning and in walks COUSIN IT from the ADDAMS FAMILY!!!! There is no reason to have your hair DOWN TO YOUR ASS... it is not ATTRACTIVE, you look CRAZY.
WHY??? for ATTENTION?
When the person next to me says, "eww, you know that hits the back of the toilet seat.." THAT DOES IT! I lost my appetite for a great coffee, and had to envision that hair during everyday situations.... eating, (imaging finding THAT strand in your food) a pool,( all wet, wrapping around your face), SEX! ( seriously, it would be like "The Ring" movie.... can you imagine seeing that coming at you in the dark?!?!?!?!? AUUUGHGH!!! God, the poor hairstylist ( if there even is one)...
You are not BLACK BEAUTY THE HORSE, u are a human!
The only thing i can say to be positive: CUT THAT OFF AND DONATE TO LOCKS OF LOVE!!!!

MANICURES & PEDICURES

Ladies (and gents).. don't let this happen to you. I know there are many jobs and lifestyle choices, daily routines etc that prevent u from looking perfect at all times, it IS normal. HOWEVER.... if you are going to be wearing open-toe ANYTHING, you MUST HAVE A PEDICURE!!!! (cuz there's nothing like looking at a pair of ugly nails at the dinner table on a date, or perched up on the couch with that "special someone", and seeing them in ur face!) If you choose a color, please be classy: french, pinks and creams, red; my favorite on girls: black or blood-red/almost-black, like Demi Moore here



or even for summer, something fun; like white, or gold! (For metallics: check out MINX nails).

May I ALSO RECOMMEND you get the proper length: NO EAGLE TALONS!!! CUT YOUR DAMN TOES!! Sometimes I SWEAR i see girls with ACRYLICS on their toes.... (WTF).

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BAGGY SAGGY-A** PANTS

OK..REALLY? STILL??????? Is this Still happening? I remember the 90's fashion of baggy pants, but LOOK AT THIS STILL GOING ON!!! This look is NOT "COOL". IT IS UNCULTURED, UGLY, DISRESPECTFUL, & TACKY. This is EMBARRASSING. Now I'm going to touch on something that could be touchy, but it is not, so READ CAREFULLY: This look may be defined and accepted and considered "fashionable" by certain races, cultures, upbringings etc,... where it is normal for this to be the ongoing and current trend. THEREFORE, I am showing 2 PICTURES: BOTH INDIVIDUALS ARE DIFFERENT AGE, DIFFERENT RACE, AND DIFFERENT GEOGRAPHIC LOCATIONS.
THAT MEANS THIS IS A FASHION DON'T THAT IS STILL EXISTING ACROSS THE STATES!!!! AUUUUGGGGHH!!! I know fads come and go, that everything "comes full circle", whether it be bell bottoms or skinnies, platforms or flats.. this is NOT FASHIONABLE, NOR IS IT COOL. SO PLEASE MY YOUNG KIDDIES: i know "imitation is the most sincere form of flattery", but DON'T IMITATE THIS STYLE!!!!

OSCAR FASHIONS!!! HITS AND MISSES!!! Part 2

Here is the second half of the Women's Oscars dresses.... the bold, the beautiful, the ugly(ish). On a side note, did anyone else notice the hair? Apparently not the hair stylists, since they all looked like they had never seen a comb, brush, or pair of scissors. Take a deep breath, and get ready for the second batch!

Merryl Streep

White dress by Chris March (from Project Runway!!!) Not my favorite, it's a little Matronly, but age appropriate. Her SKIN, HAIR, MAKEUP and JEWELRY (Fred Leighton Art Deco bracelets) make up for it. Plus, she's wearing Jimmy Choos! Good Girl!!

Victoria Beckham

PERFECTION. She is A STICK, and weighs 2lbs.... yet she looks like A BEAUTIFUL STATUE OF A WOMAN. POSTURE, CONFIDENCE (look at the HEEL!!) PERFECTION.

Katherine Bigelow

The Oscar winner of the night... so congrats first. Now for her "look". This dress was SOOOO tight, she could BARELY BREATH. She was up for EVERY OSCAR category, she sat IN FRONT OF HER EX James Cameron, GET ONE SIZE UP!!!!! She looks like she could be Elizabeth Hurley, and she looks SOOO SCARED... No wonder her hair was left in front of her face like a MOP. A Half updo would be my suggestion. (AND NO RED BAND for whatever you're supporting...FOR ONE NIGHT PLEASE.)

Nicole Richie

This girl is TINY. She is HILARIOUS. Her dress is DROWNING HER. I like it: FOR A DISCO PARTY @ STUDIO 54 IN THE 70's!!! The matching eye makeup, really? She is late 20's and dressing for a Disco Reunion someone from that era would be wearing! She may be a mom, but DAMN, she is dressing like a GRANDMA! Show ur figure now while u can, and save that dress for Oscars 2050.

Paula Patton

One of the most Beautiful women in Hollywood. She is like Halle Berry; she can leave the house with no makeup and she is stil so sexy. (I have worked with her before, and let me tell u... STUNNING). However, her stylist should be strangled. I like orange, its unusal, it attracts attention, (u don't have to worry about ANYONE ELSE WEARING THAT COLOR)... but just because she's pregnant, doesn't mean she needs to be WEARING THE BIB ON HER DRESS! I mean, what the hell is that ruffle???? If you live in LA, or have been to El Coyote Mexican restaurant, the dress looks like it should be on their servers (a Folkorico dancer). The matching clutch is too matchy matchy.... and BECAUSE she is pregnant, her body IS bigger, she looks like America Ferrera in this (UGLY BETTY: meaning Big and FRUMPY).... BLACK or NAVY NEXT TIME!! :)

Sigourney Weaver

Great actress, reminds me of my mom. Classy, but can kick ass. This is age appropriate, her figure is great, length, color, hair, jewelry,....everything is working for her....ONLY BECAUSE I'M NEUROTIC, ( read: A PERFECTIONIST) I would change ONLY 1 thing: The shoulder strap. It makes the top half of the dress too heavy. All the dress needed was the brooch to cinch the shoulder area just a bit more, and it would make the dress a bit more delicate. Other than that: she gets an A.

Mariah Carey

So, this is my favorite person EVER. She looks great, healthy, and happy. Her wight looks great too. Her hair is done, minimal makeup, great jewelry.....and now, I have to critique :( She is at the Oscars for "Precious", and HER STYLIST needs to know the difference between ACADEMY AWARDS and regular day wear. This is what she looks like anywhere: a concert, a talk show, a birthday bash, grocery shopping if she ever did)....WEAR A GOWN! AND THE SHOES ARE SO WRONG!!! Christian Loboutin, I'm all about! slits "up to there?" and "showing the boobs?"HELL YEAH...but i want to see her do something different, REGAL! Hair up, strapless flowing gown... THAT, I would have been "Loving ya long time!"

Tina Fey

Well well... Michael Kors may not be the FASHION KNOW IT ALL AFTER THIS!! He is Americana Sportswear, NOT COUTURE CREATOR. She looks uncomfortable and awkward,..a deer in the headlights!!! So what's with the weird angle of the strap and other side? its like its supposed to be soft and feminine, then he OD'd on Heavy Metal drugs! Is this BLACK LEOPARD PRINT? IS IT SEE-THRU? and her hair is like misguided prom... it just looks poorly put together...Tina is a funny woman, but im not laughing with her on this. Sadly, I'm laughing at her... :(

Penelope Cruz

Wrapping paper, frizzy hair..thats what i see. BORING. No shape. its like she was wrapped around and around by a Donna Karen with a huge roll of fabric, and the rest was left hanging. blah... HOWEVER!!! LOOK AT THE GEM BEHIND HER ON THE RIGHT!!!! SOME HORRIFYING OUTFIT!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE LENGTH DRESS, (gives stubby leg look), and WTF WLTY with those HOT PINK GLOVES??? shoes are horrendous too.... that lady needs to be arrested/shot/put away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julianne Moore

She was in A SINGLE MAN, a film by TOM FORD (WHO IS GOD when it comes to fashion). So why did she leave the house looking like this??? Did she also get the memo to be alabaster white, the same as her dress??? and THE HAIR-WHERE THE HELL IS THE BRUSH!!!!!?????

OSCAR FASHIONS!!! HITS AND MISSES!!! Part 1

No Fashion site would be complete without RED CARPET OSCARS FASHION, right??? so here it is... some of the best, ok, near misses, and the one (well, many) questions we wish we could of asked... "WHO LIED TO YOU?" There are many Armani dresses, and they are ALL light greyish pearlescent, with awkwardly tight bodices, and weird trains. If you remember, Lady Gaga wore an Armani prive dress to Grammys like that. She may be the hottest thing out there...but she is also CRAZY with her fashions. Don't copy LADY GAGA, she can't be copied!!!! Also the people wearing the Armani's all have the same WHITE skin!! NOT THE BEST MATCH! This is California, look alive people, get a "healthy glow!!!"


Sarah Jessica Parker

My favorite for the night. THANK GOD SOMEONE TANNED!!! she got the memo she was in CALIFORNIA!! :) Her makeup is STUNNING, gorgeous eyes, the jewelry is not chunky, but lots of delicates stacked, and mirrors the dresses embellishments. I'm all about extensions, (hers was A LITTLE much), but she did it right. GLAM..A+


Molly Ringwald

LOOK! THE QUEEN CLEOPATRA! I personally hate 80's movies, so i never saw those films she was in,... 80's fashion was UGLY! All i remember about her is big curly crazy fluffy hair. I DO LIKE HER HAIR, I think she has turned into a beautiful woman... but that wont save her from this dress... WTF is that waist jewelry and cuff? She is definately channeling Queen of the Nile, but this is DENILE.... Take away those hideous "accessories", then look again.. MUCH BETTER.

Vera Farmiga

Marchesa is known for very flourishing dresses, and usually I admire them. BUT NOT This one! Talk about flourish.... she is being SWALLOWED BY HER DRESS!! SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!!! There is nothing about this i find sexy, flattering, feminine... i'd say she could join the other flamenco dancers out there, but actually don't think she could move in it if she tried. Sorry to say... this is UGLY.


Zoey Saldona

This girl is beautiful. Lover her skin, love her face, love her body... This Givenchy dress however, is ALOT. It's 3 different concepts in 1 dress. The top peice is AMAZING, i wish the dress was just a long column of that! The lavender waist line is weird, not clean, looks like some extra fabric they forgot to cut off. The slit is awful... it needs to either go HIGHER, or no slit. The graduating died ruffles are cool, but this dress already has SOOO MUCH GOING ON! and the shoes... those are fashion shoes, NOT award shoe... ankle T-strap with that CRAZY dress... THIS IS OVER THE TOP. This designer needed Tim Gunn's advice: "LESS IS MORE. DON'T OVERTHINK IT." I just don't know what to look at.

Kristen Stewart

This pic is doing her the best thing. She looks beautiful. I like the dress too, Monique Lhulier is brilliant. It made Kristen look like a woman instead of a sour puss brat. I would like to see a bit of jewelry to go with that RADIATING SMILE "IM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE". The entire time i saw her she looked miserable and didn't look like she wanted to be there. WAKE UP: YOU'RE AN "ACTRESS"...so ACT HAPPY. Your vampire fans are the only thing giving u the opportunity to be there. Show some appreciation in your face like u did with the blackest dress you could find for them. And stop going to Miley's school of Hunchback posture. It already looks like u have a stick up ur butt, it should make u stand up straight.


Miley Cyrus

LOOK! ITS THE HUNCHBACK OF HOLLYWOOD! STAND UP STRAIGHT!!!!!! Ok, so lets start: I spy, with my fashion eye: BIKINI LINE! get that spray tanned over!!!! or better yet, a halter dress to cover it! YEAH, A halter dress would help you stand up straight! Its not like she has the biggest breast making her sag over.And speaking of the boobie area, she forgot to put something on over her lingerie corset. hat is not part of the dress, it looks like underwear! AGE APPROPRIATE!!!!!!! AND... she is a tiny little thing, and so the fact that THIS Jenny Packham dress gives her a pooch... probably the first sign its not the right dress


Maggie Gyllenhaal

At first, i hated the dress, then it grew on me. I DO like the dress, but NOT AN OSCAR APPROPRIATE DRESS. Maybe for a friends birthday party. Dress is by Dries Van Noten, which i like the design house in weird quirky senses, but quirky and Oscars shouldnt be in the same thought process. This dress somewhere else, is better. I think she was a fan of AVATAR, or at least wanted to get James Cameron's attention for a future casting. Oh, and PLEASE..THE PINK LIPS... THIS IS NOT BARBIE TIME!!!!!

Kathy Ireland

SHE LOOKS CRAZY. SHE LOOKS STIFF. Her hair looks like THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN. This dress, if in all one color, or a fading of tones would be much better,it is a beautiful shape,and fits her perfectly. But i look at this like i'm following a trail, or playing legos, or is it a black and silver Navajo blanket? The jewelry is SO over the top with that BIB she is wearing, and matching bracelt.... Did you see her speaking on the red carpet to the guests? She was a robot... HONEY- you're a gorgeous woman! where's the confidence? You've been doing this stuff forever!!!. her WLTY moment: her pharmacist. She needed some XANAX really really badly...


Kate Winslet

One of my favorite actresses, she is always so glamorous and poised. this was a little boring. She had the best Veronica Lake styled hair, her jewelry (surprisingly, Tiffany) was my favorite, but the corset top mixed with the BOX PLEATED bottom half was too abrupt of a cut... it divided her in half. She can do no wrong, but her stylist did. The team behind YSL should have known better....

Faith Hill

She got the wrong party invite..."you mean this isn't the LEATHER & LACE party?" This is not CLASSY, this is TRASHY. Slits "up to there" with floral panty hose, to match the awful cutouts, with patent leather bra? Bracelets and cuffs on both arms, matching black nail polish?? HEY FAITH, ELVIRA CALLED AND WANTS HER LOOK BACK! too much, trying to hard.... please go back to that bordello or vampire den, and start over.


Diane Kruger

Chanel Couture. You can't touch that... but i would definetly have gotten my hands on this dress and fixed it.... it looks like they ran out of the top and bottom materian, and filled the middle section with the poofiest fabric they could find. Isn't it known that no woman wants their mid section to look larger than the rest of their body??? All I see is room for a big diaper in there in case she has to go to the bathroom during the awards. I love Chanel on a woman, it's classic and feminine,... but this is poopy... just like what's in that diaper underneath.


Charlize Theron

HELLO BOOBIES!!!! Really? Charlize is a stunning woman, gorgeous body, love the smokey voice, and PREVIOUS OSCAR WINNER. SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! WLTY?? I KNOW: YOUR STYLIST!!!! Of course she's wearing Christian Dior, but look at this pic: Take away the hideous fem-bot rosebuds, that waste of fabric train, and those WAY TO BRIGHT CLOWN RED LIPS. Then it is the PERFECT DRESS ON HER. Remember when she won, in a gold open back gold dress, smokey eyes? THAT WAS HOT


Amanda Seyfried

I love this girl, she was my favorite in Mean Girls, and luckily got the chance to tell her. Unfortunately, I didnt get to tell het to use a pushup bra or do an airbrush tan. WHY??? She has beautiful skin, but it blends in with this dress like a snow queen! I wish she had the color of her Mamma Mia character!! The bodice or her Armani Prive dress is SO HIGH UP, its like a shield of armor on her chest, and it was just as rigid too!!!! Pretty girl, bubble wrap dress, and shield of armor. Thats what i see...oh! and don't forget the "Lucy Lawless XENA warrior princess cuff" to go with the dress....


Elizabeth Banks

Im all for platform shoes on women. They're hot, they add height, they look sexy with jeans. NOT WITH THIS. The "softness" (yeah right) of This Versace FLAMENCO dress is mixed with bad tutu tule. And it may not show in this picture, but that hair was YELLOW. overall boring....


Carey Muligan

She is new to the red carpet, so a couple pointers: This dress is Prada, and the details are crystals, mini forks, kets, scissors, tools, etc....This IS the OSCARS!!!! "hi, i'm wearing a dress with objects i found in my kitchen glued on to it for that extra special sparkle!" NO SWEETIE. Love her hair, she made it work, beautiful earrings, simple clutch,,, but the dress, not forthis awards....and the cut of the dress, showing the boring shoes. this is a dress for a party, not HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NIGHT.


Cameron Diaz

She looks happy, healthy, and love her confident attitude. Her hair looks soft and pretty and I like it long! Just not appropriate for the BIGGEST NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD! This Oscar de la Renta dress is not the most flattering: we all know this woman has a cute athletic boyish figure; straight up and down... nicely thin. But this dress makes her look BIG...not in a good way. Do love her eye makeup, and the red lips work for her.


Anna Kendrick

She's new to the game, but dress is beautiful...tone on tone, ethereal,...looks great on her. But LOOK at THE SHOES?!? WLTY and told you HUGE platforms were ok? We know you're short, but these are NOT APPROPRIATE for THE OSCARS!!!! and please...the HAIR..AGAIN!!! check out EVERY OTHER awards show she has gone to... "whispy pieces covering your face on THE night to show it off is not the best... if i see this look again, im going to call it the REVERSE MULLET!!!


Jennifer Lopez

Oh, just no.... Whispy hair (looked like she had bed head or the "freshly F***ed look). The Armani Prive dress could have been with out that train... i like trains... when they're not GROWING out of your side, or on the train tracks. Beautiful woman, messy hair, not the best dress....


Demi Moore

Love the dress, (Atelier Versace) great tone-on-tone effect.. she is stunning for her age! ONLY WLTY moment: HAIR! Demi, you're at the OSCARS... hanging pieces in you face make it look like you forgot the finishing touches! Just pull it all back!

Sandra Bullock

She and her stylist knew she would win... this dress says Oscar statue all over it. Marchesa gown, great on top, love the liquid effect on bottom. The WLTY moment: hair is simple and smooth; pulled back and up showing her beautiful neck i believe would have been a tad more special for this occasion... and the REALLY reddish pink lips.. its ok.