No Fashion site would be complete without RED CARPET OSCARS FASHION, right??? so here it is... some of the best, ok, near misses, and the one (well, many) questions we wish we could of asked... "WHO LIED TO YOU?" There are many Armani dresses, and they are ALL light greyish pearlescent, with awkwardly tight bodices, and weird trains. If you remember, Lady Gaga wore an Armani prive dress to Grammys like that. She may be the hottest thing out there...but she is also CRAZY with her fashions. Don't copy LADY GAGA, she can't be copied!!!! Also the people wearing the Armani's all have the same WHITE skin!! NOT THE BEST MATCH! This is California, look alive people, get a "healthy glow!!!"
Sarah Jessica Parker
My favorite for the night. THANK GOD SOMEONE TANNED!!! she got the memo she was in CALIFORNIA!! :) Her makeup is STUNNING, gorgeous eyes, the jewelry is not chunky, but lots of delicates stacked, and mirrors the dresses embellishments. I'm all about extensions, (hers was A LITTLE much), but she did it right. GLAM..A+
Molly Ringwald
LOOK! THE QUEEN CLEOPATRA! I personally hate 80's movies, so i never saw those films she was in,... 80's fashion was UGLY! All i remember about her is big curly crazy fluffy hair. I DO LIKE HER HAIR, I think she has turned into a beautiful woman... but that wont save her from this dress... WTF is that waist jewelry and cuff? She is definately channeling Queen of the Nile, but this is DENILE.... Take away those hideous "accessories", then look again.. MUCH BETTER.
Vera Farmiga
Marchesa is known for very flourishing dresses, and usually I admire them. BUT NOT This one! Talk about flourish.... she is being SWALLOWED BY HER DRESS!! SOMEONE SAVE HER!!!!! There is nothing about this i find sexy, flattering, feminine... i'd say she could join the other flamenco dancers out there, but actually don't think she could move in it if she tried. Sorry to say... this is UGLY.
Zoey Saldona
This girl is beautiful. Lover her skin, love her face, love her body... This Givenchy dress however, is ALOT. It's 3 different concepts in 1 dress. The top peice is AMAZING, i wish the dress was just a long column of that! The lavender waist line is weird, not clean, looks like some extra fabric they forgot to cut off. The slit is awful... it needs to either go HIGHER, or no slit. The graduating died ruffles are cool, but this dress already has SOOO MUCH GOING ON! and the shoes... those are fashion shoes, NOT award shoe... ankle T-strap with that CRAZY dress... THIS IS OVER THE TOP. This designer needed Tim Gunn's advice: "LESS IS MORE. DON'T OVERTHINK IT." I just don't know what to look at.
Kristen Stewart
This pic is doing her the best thing. She looks beautiful. I like the dress too, Monique Lhulier is brilliant. It made Kristen look like a woman instead of a sour puss brat. I would like to see a bit of jewelry to go with that RADIATING SMILE "IM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE". The entire time i saw her she looked miserable and didn't look like she wanted to be there. WAKE UP: YOU'RE AN "ACTRESS"...so ACT HAPPY. Your vampire fans are the only thing giving u the opportunity to be there. Show some appreciation in your face like u did with the blackest dress you could find for them. And stop going to Miley's school of Hunchback posture. It already looks like u have a stick up ur butt, it should make u stand up straight.
Miley Cyrus
LOOK! ITS THE HUNCHBACK OF HOLLYWOOD! STAND UP STRAIGHT!!!!!! Ok, so lets start: I spy, with my fashion eye: BIKINI LINE! get that spray tanned over!!!! or better yet, a halter dress to cover it! YEAH, A halter dress would help you stand up straight! Its not like she has the biggest breast making her sag over.And speaking of the boobie area, she forgot to put something on over her lingerie corset. hat is not part of the dress, it looks like underwear! AGE APPROPRIATE!!!!!!! AND... she is a tiny little thing, and so the fact that THIS Jenny Packham dress gives her a pooch... probably the first sign its not the right dress
Maggie Gyllenhaal
At first, i hated the dress, then it grew on me. I DO like the dress, but NOT AN OSCAR APPROPRIATE DRESS. Maybe for a friends birthday party. Dress is by Dries Van Noten, which i like the design house in weird quirky senses, but quirky and Oscars shouldnt be in the same thought process. This dress somewhere else, is better. I think she was a fan of AVATAR, or at least wanted to get James Cameron's attention for a future casting. Oh, and PLEASE..THE PINK LIPS... THIS IS NOT BARBIE TIME!!!!!
Kathy Ireland
SHE LOOKS CRAZY. SHE LOOKS STIFF. Her hair looks like THE WORST I HAVE EVER SEEN. This dress, if in all one color, or a fading of tones would be much better,it is a beautiful shape,and fits her perfectly. But i look at this like i'm following a trail, or playing legos, or is it a black and silver Navajo blanket? The jewelry is SO over the top with that BIB she is wearing, and matching bracelt.... Did you see her speaking on the red carpet to the guests? She was a robot... HONEY- you're a gorgeous woman! where's the confidence? You've been doing this stuff forever!!!. her WLTY moment: her pharmacist. She needed some XANAX really really badly...
Kate Winslet
One of my favorite actresses, she is always so glamorous and poised. this was a little boring. She had the best Veronica Lake styled hair, her jewelry (surprisingly, Tiffany) was my favorite, but the corset top mixed with the BOX PLEATED bottom half was too abrupt of a cut... it divided her in half. She can do no wrong, but her stylist did. The team behind YSL should have known better....
Faith Hill
She got the wrong party invite..."you mean this isn't the LEATHER & LACE party?" This is not CLASSY, this is TRASHY. Slits "up to there" with floral panty hose, to match the awful cutouts, with patent leather bra? Bracelets and cuffs on both arms, matching black nail polish?? HEY FAITH, ELVIRA CALLED AND WANTS HER LOOK BACK! too much, trying to hard.... please go back to that bordello or vampire den, and start over.
Diane Kruger
Chanel Couture. You can't touch that... but i would definetly have gotten my hands on this dress and fixed it.... it looks like they ran out of the top and bottom materian, and filled the middle section with the poofiest fabric they could find. Isn't it known that no woman wants their mid section to look larger than the rest of their body??? All I see is room for a big diaper in there in case she has to go to the bathroom during the awards. I love Chanel on a woman, it's classic and feminine,... but this is poopy... just like what's in that diaper underneath.
Charlize Theron
HELLO BOOBIES!!!! Really? Charlize is a stunning woman, gorgeous body, love the smokey voice, and PREVIOUS OSCAR WINNER. SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! WLTY?? I KNOW: YOUR STYLIST!!!! Of course she's wearing Christian Dior, but look at this pic: Take away the hideous fem-bot rosebuds, that waste of fabric train, and those WAY TO BRIGHT CLOWN RED LIPS. Then it is the PERFECT DRESS ON HER. Remember when she won, in a gold open back gold dress, smokey eyes? THAT WAS HOT
Amanda Seyfried
I love this girl, she was my favorite in Mean Girls, and luckily got the chance to tell her. Unfortunately, I didnt get to tell het to use a pushup bra or do an airbrush tan. WHY??? She has beautiful skin, but it blends in with this dress like a snow queen! I wish she had the color of her Mamma Mia character!! The bodice or her Armani Prive dress is SO HIGH UP, its like a shield of armor on her chest, and it was just as rigid too!!!! Pretty girl, bubble wrap dress, and shield of armor. Thats what i see...oh! and don't forget the "Lucy Lawless XENA warrior princess cuff" to go with the dress....
Elizabeth Banks
Im all for platform shoes on women. They're hot, they add height, they look sexy with jeans. NOT WITH THIS. The "softness" (yeah right) of This Versace FLAMENCO dress is mixed with bad tutu tule. And it may not show in this picture, but that hair was YELLOW. overall boring....
Carey Muligan
She is new to the red carpet, so a couple pointers: This dress is Prada, and the details are crystals, mini forks, kets, scissors, tools, etc....This IS the OSCARS!!!! "hi, i'm wearing a dress with objects i found in my kitchen glued on to it for that extra special sparkle!" NO SWEETIE. Love her hair, she made it work, beautiful earrings, simple clutch,,, but the dress, not forthis awards....and the cut of the dress, showing the boring shoes. this is a dress for a party, not HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NIGHT.
Cameron Diaz
She looks happy, healthy, and love her confident attitude. Her hair looks soft and pretty and I like it long! Just not appropriate for the BIGGEST NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD! This Oscar de la Renta dress is not the most flattering: we all know this woman has a cute athletic boyish figure; straight up and down... nicely thin. But this dress makes her look BIG...not in a good way. Do love her eye makeup, and the red lips work for her.
Anna Kendrick
She's new to the game, but dress is beautiful...tone on tone, ethereal,...looks great on her. But LOOK at THE SHOES?!? WLTY and told you HUGE platforms were ok? We know you're short, but these are NOT APPROPRIATE for THE OSCARS!!!! and please...the HAIR..AGAIN!!! check out EVERY OTHER awards show she has gone to... "whispy pieces covering your face on THE night to show it off is not the best... if i see this look again, im going to call it the REVERSE MULLET!!!
Jennifer Lopez
Oh, just no.... Whispy hair (looked like she had bed head or the "freshly F***ed look). The Armani Prive dress could have been with out that train... i like trains... when they're not GROWING out of your side, or on the train tracks. Beautiful woman, messy hair, not the best dress....
Demi Moore
Love the dress, (Atelier Versace) great tone-on-tone effect.. she is stunning for her age! ONLY WLTY moment: HAIR! Demi, you're at the OSCARS... hanging pieces in you face make it look like you forgot the finishing touches! Just pull it all back!
Sandra Bullock
She and her stylist knew she would win... this dress says Oscar statue all over it. Marchesa gown, great on top, love the liquid effect on bottom. The WLTY moment: hair is simple and smooth; pulled back and up showing her beautiful neck i believe would have been a tad more special for this occasion... and the REALLY reddish pink lips.. its ok.
