SOCKS & SANDALS!!! BARF!!!

OOOOO MMMMMM GGGGGGGG?????

WWWW TTTTTTT FFFFFFFFF???

i take a deep breath as i sit down to right about this picture, because i don't even know where to start. This guy (YES, GUY!!!!! NOT A 5YR OLD OR YOUNGER GIRL) is wearing TOE SOCKS (which i cant stand!), STRIPED CRAZY COLORS (which i cant stand!), WITH F***ing FLIP-FLOPS!!! TOGETHER!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Our conversation, ie: His reasoning (excuse):
"i'm going to the airport, and don't want to take my shoes off"....
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SANDALS OFF ANYWAY!!!! AND WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS!??
"well thats why i have the toe socks, so it goes between the toe"
NOOOOOO!!!!!! THEN WEAR SHOES!!!
"but i dont want to wear shoes, its a pain to take off"
SO JUST WEAR FLIP FLOPS BY THEMSELVES!!
"cause my feet will be cold"
THEN WEAR SLIPPERS!
"but these are cute..."

SO LISTEN UP HERE: THIS IS NOT CUTE, THIS IS NOT FUN, THIS IS NOT COOL. I'M ABOUT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. I SHOWED THIS PIC TO ONE PERSON, AND THEY SAID," WHAT THE F***??!?!" MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! I'M EVEN GOING TO GO ON RECORD SAYING I WOULD RATHER SEE UGGS ON!!!!!

IF I WORKED @ THE AIPORT, AND SAW YOU ARE WEARING THESE SOCKS, WITH FLIP FLOPS, I WOULD GET SECURITY ON YOUR ASS, CUZ I WOULD THINK UR A CRAZY PERSON... AND THERE MUST BE SOME DRUGS ON YOU, (OR HIDING IN THOSE SOCKS!)

NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CRACK is WHACK!!!

This is NOT appropriate. This reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke i heard a long time ago: "you might be a redneck if... you see a sign that says SAY NO TO CRACK and it reminds you to PULL UP YOUR PANTS"!
Well, this guy is no redneck, seeing as he is in Los Angeles, but once again, where do i see these atrocities? In a STARBUCKS!!!

So about this guy: i don't care if its your day off, way to early for you to be up, or u just don't care, but lemme say: WE CARE.
When this is the first thing i see in the morning, haven't had my coffee, and am forced to see this.... it starts my day off with my stomach curdling... blugh!

Now this goes for EVERYONE! you can be skinny, tall, short, fat, any race or gender: showing your ass crack is not sexy, not cool,
and not attractive. BECAUSE this guy is overweight AND hairy, his points against him have doubled.
PLEASE people, when you feel a coolness on your back, or a slight breeze down there, REALIZE YOUR SHIRT IS NOT COVERING YOUR LOWER BACK, AND YOUR ASS IS HANGING OUT, AND PULL UP YOUR PANTS. GROSS!!! CRACK IS WHACK!!!! (thanx Whitney)

IS THIS YOUR FATHER? OR GRANDFATHER?? SLOB!!!!!

So it seems that STARBUCKS is the place to go if ur a SLOB, a horrible dresser, have NO CLASS, and just plain DISGUST ME. It's not Starbucks fault, it's just that they're so mainstream and affordable and on EVERY CORNER so that ANYONE can go. I prefer little neighborhood bakery/coffeehouse businesses: small, quaint, friendly; and it supports our community.

WHEN I GO INTO A COFFEE ESTABLISHMENT, AND I SEE GRANDPA LOUNGING LIKE A F******** SLOB ON THE CHAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, it DISGUSTS ME. WTF is wrong with you?? WHERE R UR MANNERS??? (And think about any offspring this man has!! What do you think they behave like; or if they have manners and proper etiquette? Probably not, and if they exist, should be living in a ZOO!!) WHO LIED TO YOU MR, and told you it was ok to represent yourself like this??????? I would be embarrassed as all hell if this was my father or grandfather; newspapers on the floor, under the chair, one leg up, CROTCH SPREAD WIDE OPEN???? SICKENS ME.... CLOSE YOUR F******* LEGS and SIT UP OLD MAN! (and he was probably in 50's). My dad is pushing 70, and he's not sitting like an AMOEBA somewhere!!!!!

It took every sleepy fiber in my body to resist going over to him, and telling him what i just shared with you!! Thank GOD i don't work there, i would have kicked his ass out: NO SLOBS!!

Hair Today - GONE TOMORROW!

This is NOT okay, this is UNHYGIENIC! I am in a bakery in the morning and in walks COUSIN IT from the ADDAMS FAMILY!!!! There is no reason to have your hair DOWN TO YOUR ASS... it is not ATTRACTIVE, you look CRAZY.
WHY??? for ATTENTION?
When the person next to me says, "eww, you know that hits the back of the toilet seat.." THAT DOES IT! I lost my appetite for a great coffee, and had to envision that hair during everyday situations.... eating, (imaging finding THAT strand in your food) a pool,( all wet, wrapping around your face), SEX! ( seriously, it would be like "The Ring" movie.... can you imagine seeing that coming at you in the dark?!?!?!?!? AUUUGHGH!!! God, the poor hairstylist ( if there even is one)...
You are not BLACK BEAUTY THE HORSE, u are a human!
The only thing i can say to be positive: CUT THAT OFF AND DONATE TO LOCKS OF LOVE!!!!