Monday, June 7, 2010

EATING + SHOPPING = NO!!!!!!!!!!!!




WHO EATS AND SHOPS AT THE SAME TIME?!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! These 2 guys were spotted EATING FROZEN YOGURT WITH SPOONS while in a store TOUCHING MERCHANDISE WITH THEIR DISGUSTING STICKY FINGERS!!!!!! You don't do that! EAT UR FOOD OUTSIDE!!! And who walks around eating anyway?!?!? THE ONLY TIME ITS ACCEPTABLE: AT A COUNTY FAIR (WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS), AN ICE CREAM CONE, (OUTSIDE IN A PARK OR SOMETHING!) or a HOTDOG/PRETZEL IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! OTHERWISE, SIT DOWN!!!!! its disgusting, drips everywhere, a sticky mess, then it gets on clothes, wiping their hands on their clothing, then asking to throw it away in the stores garbage?? NO SLOBS: THROW IT AWAY OUTSIDE! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE ANY MANNERS OR TACT LEFT?

BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!



Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR...AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I'M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)... and little girls skirt, and little flats... SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

MAD MAX's TINA TURNER RETURNS: as a HOOKER!!




So, this girl needs to learn to sensor herself and MINIMIZE, NOT MAXIMIZE her outfits. JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING MATCHES DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
First the booty shorts: i mean... THE ASS IS HANGING OUT!!!!! the high hooker boots: ITS DAYTIME!! DURING A SUNNY SUMMER DAY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A STREETWALKER!!!! (apparently she was lost, and confused, because this pic was taken in a mens clothing store during the day....WHEN CLEARLY THIS IS FOR THE ALLEYS @ NIGHT! )
Also, she's wearing a "suspender/vest/accessory thing"... WITH A BELT! OVER A T SHIRT! WTF?!? GIRL, U LOOK CRAZY! AND RIDICULOUS! and ON TOP OF ALL THIS, THAT HUGE UNKEMPT HAIR... she thought she was KELIS in her own Music Video.... it also doesn't help that she is in a gay neighborhood area, so of course SHE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN/TRANNY!

ATTN ALL LADIES: THIS IS NOT TO BE WORN ON THE STREETS UNLESS UR LOOKING FOR CASH