Who LIED to you is a fashion site for observing the good, the bad, and the ugly. How many times have you been out, and seen an outfit so awful you wish you could take a picture and show your friends, because you just can't explain how truly bad it is? Well, here it is: a site with pics, comments, posts, and opinions to make the fashionistas cry from laughing so hard.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Hair Today - GONE TOMORROW!
This is NOT okay, this is UNHYGIENIC! I am in a bakery in the morning and in walks COUSIN IT from the ADDAMS FAMILY!!!! There is no reason to have your hair DOWN TO YOUR ASS... it is not ATTRACTIVE, you look CRAZY.
WHY??? for ATTENTION?
When the person next to me says, "eww, you know that hits the back of the toilet seat.." THAT DOES IT! I lost my appetite for a great coffee, and had to envision that hair during everyday situations.... eating, (imaging finding THAT strand in your food) a pool,( all wet, wrapping around your face), SEX! ( seriously, it would be like "The Ring" movie.... can you imagine seeing that coming at you in the dark?!?!?!?!? AUUUGHGH!!! God, the poor hairstylist ( if there even is one)...
You are not BLACK BEAUTY THE HORSE, u are a human!
The only thing i can say to be positive: CUT THAT OFF AND DONATE TO LOCKS OF LOVE!!!!
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OH GOD - you are killing me! I love your blog my sides are splitting here and tears - dont ask! Keep it coming - I love your passionate hatred for all things un cool.:)) Alison
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