BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!

Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR...AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I'M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)... and little girls skirt, and little flats... SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

TEVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST CANT. DEAL . EVER... This lovely invention STILL horrifies me from, what year now, 94??? Kids used to rock these on the playground, in "cool" colors and patterns, and i just HAD to have them too... i think i did for a year or 2... i was also IN 6th and 7th GRADE!!!!!!! WHY HAVENT THEY DIED YET???!?!?!!?!? ARENT FADS SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY!!!!!??? This is like BIRKENSTOCKS: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

I spotted these 2 ladies in a Hawaii coffee/ice creme store, and literally lost any and all appetite i was feeling.... GROSS. As u know, i already HATE FEET. TEVAS SHOW OFF FEET! (If they were Jimmy Choo Pumps, then i like feet).

Yes, i KNOW these ladies are on vacation, and they probably ARE going hiking.... BUT WEAR HIKING SHOES!!!!! Sandals, flip flops are for the beach, pool, running errands, etc... BUT THERE R NOOOO EXCUSES FOR TEVAS! THEY ARE NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE!!!! They make your feet look like Dinosaur claws!!!!!! YOUR EAGLE TALONS!!!! WHERE IS THE FEMININITY HERE?!?!?!?
THERE ISNT!!!!!

LADIES: DO NOT WEAR TEVAS!!!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOCKS & SANDALS!!! BARF!!!

OOOOO MMMMMM GGGGGGGG?????

WWWW TTTTTTT FFFFFFFFF???

i take a deep breath as i sit down to right about this picture, because i don't even know where to start. This guy (YES, GUY!!!!! NOT A 5YR OLD OR YOUNGER GIRL) is wearing TOE SOCKS (which i cant stand!), STRIPED CRAZY COLORS (which i cant stand!), WITH F***ing FLIP-FLOPS!!! TOGETHER!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Our conversation, ie: His reasoning (excuse):
"i'm going to the airport, and don't want to take my shoes off"....
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SANDALS OFF ANYWAY!!!! AND WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS!??
"well thats why i have the toe socks, so it goes between the toe"
NOOOOOO!!!!!! THEN WEAR SHOES!!!
"but i dont want to wear shoes, its a pain to take off"
SO JUST WEAR FLIP FLOPS BY THEMSELVES!!
"cause my feet will be cold"
THEN WEAR SLIPPERS!
"but these are cute..."

SO LISTEN UP HERE: THIS IS NOT CUTE, THIS IS NOT FUN, THIS IS NOT COOL. I'M ABOUT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. I SHOWED THIS PIC TO ONE PERSON, AND THEY SAID," WHAT THE F***??!?!" MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! I'M EVEN GOING TO GO ON RECORD SAYING I WOULD RATHER SEE UGGS ON!!!!!

IF I WORKED @ THE AIPORT, AND SAW YOU ARE WEARING THESE SOCKS, WITH FLIP FLOPS, I WOULD GET SECURITY ON YOUR ASS, CUZ I WOULD THINK UR A CRAZY PERSON... AND THERE MUST BE SOME DRUGS ON YOU, (OR HIDING IN THOSE SOCKS!)

NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

OH NOOO... EAGLE TALONS!!!!

This is from Failblog.org.... I just couldn't pass this up, and had to share. Oh where do i start... WHY??? WHY???? IF UR FEET R TOO BIG, AND YOUR TOES ARE HANGING OUT, then your SHOES ARE TOOOOOOO SMALL!!! In heels, we call them "eagle talons", because the hang out GRIPPING to the shoes,...i mean, theses nails can CUT YOU! You def do not want to be playing footsie with one of these girls on a date... she will SLICE you!!!!