Showing posts with label sandals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sandals. Show all posts

Thursday, July 8, 2010

SOCKS ANS HEELS ?!


WHY LADIES, WHY???? where did this come from, and WHY are you “rocking” this look???? Love girls showing legs and wearing heels… but wearing SOCKS WITH HEELS IS NOT COOL!! I don’t care if its on the Chanel Runway: that’s for models in a show to create a LOOK; its not for the street! You look like an 80 year old GRANDMA!

AND!! TO TOP THIS LOOK OFF: THEY ARE SHEER HOSE STOCKING SOCKS!!! W(ho)TF invented these?!?! It’s not like she’s wearing them to keep warm!!!!! It does NO slimming trick either; in fact it draws attention to the THIGHS and makes them look BIGGER… and that she has CANKLES!!!!

THIS LOOK IS STUPID! POINTLESS! HOBO, not BOHO…… BLUGH!!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

TEVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I JUST CANT. DEAL . EVER... This lovely invention STILL horrifies me from, what year now, 94??? Kids used to rock these on the playground, in "cool" colors and patterns, and i just HAD to have them too... i think i did for a year or 2... i was also IN 6th and 7th GRADE!!!!!!! WHY HAVENT THEY DIED YET???!?!?!!?!? ARENT FADS SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY!!!!!??? This is like BIRKENSTOCKS: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

I spotted these 2 ladies in a Hawaii coffee/ice creme store, and literally lost any and all appetite i was feeling.... GROSS. As u know, i already HATE FEET. TEVAS SHOW OFF FEET! (If they were Jimmy Choo Pumps, then i like feet).

Yes, i KNOW these ladies are on vacation, and they probably ARE going hiking.... BUT WEAR HIKING SHOES!!!!! Sandals, flip flops are for the beach, pool, running errands, etc... BUT THERE R NOOOO EXCUSES FOR TEVAS! THEY ARE NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE!!!! They make your feet look like Dinosaur claws!!!!!! YOUR EAGLE TALONS!!!! WHERE IS THE FEMININITY HERE?!?!?!?
THERE ISNT!!!!!

LADIES: DO NOT WEAR TEVAS!!!!!
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

SOCKS & SANDALS!!! BARF!!!



OOOOO MMMMMM GGGGGGGG?????

WWWW TTTTTTT FFFFFFFFF???

i take a deep breath as i sit down to right about this picture, because i don't even know where to start. This guy (YES, GUY!!!!! NOT A 5YR OLD OR YOUNGER GIRL) is wearing TOE SOCKS (which i cant stand!), STRIPED CRAZY COLORS (which i cant stand!), WITH F***ing FLIP-FLOPS!!! TOGETHER!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Our conversation, ie: His reasoning (excuse):
"i'm going to the airport, and don't want to take my shoes off"....
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SANDALS OFF ANYWAY!!!! AND WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS!??
"well thats why i have the toe socks, so it goes between the toe"
NOOOOOO!!!!!! THEN WEAR SHOES!!!
"but i dont want to wear shoes, its a pain to take off"
SO JUST WEAR FLIP FLOPS BY THEMSELVES!!
"cause my feet will be cold"
THEN WEAR SLIPPERS!
"but these are cute..."

SO LISTEN UP HERE: THIS IS NOT CUTE, THIS IS NOT FUN, THIS IS NOT COOL. I'M ABOUT TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT. I SHOWED THIS PIC TO ONE PERSON, AND THEY SAID," WHAT THE F***??!?!" MY POINT EXACTLY!!!! I'M EVEN GOING TO GO ON RECORD SAYING I WOULD RATHER SEE UGGS ON!!!!!

IF I WORKED @ THE AIPORT, AND SAW YOU ARE WEARING THESE SOCKS, WITH FLIP FLOPS, I WOULD GET SECURITY ON YOUR ASS, CUZ I WOULD THINK UR A CRAZY PERSON... AND THERE MUST BE SOME DRUGS ON YOU, (OR HIDING IN THOSE SOCKS!)

NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Marc Jacobs new ad...



I dont care how much ur outfit is, if u end up like this at the end of the night...God help u! Dirty feet, sandals?? Legs apart in a back alley?.. Amy whinehouse was soo 2 years ago.. This is not the example ladies need to be seeing!!!!