Showing posts with label slob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slob. Show all posts

Thursday, August 5, 2010

DRESSING ROOM ETIQUETTE = PICK UP UR S***!



First off: what kind of parents did you not have?? Did you not clean your room? And even if you had a housekeeper everyday of your life; if you are old enough to shop, then you’re old enough to know better!!!!!!

Most people, for their first job, go 2 different directions: retail, or waiting (tables). After a couple months, and, if they stay, realize the hard work and tolerance you have to put up with in their job. Dealing with rude people and attitudes makes you realize that when YOU’RE on the other side of the picture, to me a little more mindful. Being in the clothing industry myself, and 13 years of it, makes me understand the importance of an educated and mindful shopper.

When I bring clothing into a fitting room, I try on one thing at a time, unless its a complete outfit choosing. When I’m finished trying on a piece, I PUT IT BACK ON THE HANGER. I don’t want to be in the presence of sloppiness, stepping on clothes as I’m trying them on…. would I want to buy a shirt I knew had been on the ground, stepped on by shoes and dirty, smelly feet by some SLOB who doesn’t have a respect for the garment, or other people? NO!!! When I am finished trying on what I bring IN the fitting room, I bring OUT of the fitting room, and hand back to the salesperson, or “go-back rack” that is OH SO CLEVERLY LEFT THERE FOR A PURPOSE!! Now, if you ARE being helped one-on-one with a sales associate, and they’re bringing you things to try, options, etc…. then it is OKAY to leave them in the fitting room when done.

Just DON’T leave NEW clothes that aren’t yours on the FLOOR… have some respect for the product, (what if those were YOUR designs?), have some respect for the salesperson (what if YOU had to clean up after people all day?), and most importantly: HAVE RESPECT FOR YOURSELF… I mean: Do YOU like knowing you’re a DISRESPECTFUL SLOB??

Monday, June 7, 2010

EATING + SHOPPING = NO!!!!!!!!!!!!




WHO EATS AND SHOPS AT THE SAME TIME?!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! These 2 guys were spotted EATING FROZEN YOGURT WITH SPOONS while in a store TOUCHING MERCHANDISE WITH THEIR DISGUSTING STICKY FINGERS!!!!!! You don't do that! EAT UR FOOD OUTSIDE!!! And who walks around eating anyway?!?!? THE ONLY TIME ITS ACCEPTABLE: AT A COUNTY FAIR (WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS), AN ICE CREAM CONE, (OUTSIDE IN A PARK OR SOMETHING!) or a HOTDOG/PRETZEL IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! OTHERWISE, SIT DOWN!!!!! its disgusting, drips everywhere, a sticky mess, then it gets on clothes, wiping their hands on their clothing, then asking to throw it away in the stores garbage?? NO SLOBS: THROW IT AWAY OUTSIDE! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE ANY MANNERS OR TACT LEFT?

BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!



Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR...AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I'M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)... and little girls skirt, and little flats... SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

WTF???? WHO LIED TO YOU???



wow...wow...wow..... i dont even know what to say. For the first time... i'm actually speechless.....I mean.... really? I'll leave it up to all of you...

Thursday, April 8, 2010

IS THIS YOUR FATHER? OR GRANDFATHER?? SLOB!!!!!



So it seems that STARBUCKS is the place to go if ur a SLOB, a horrible dresser, have NO CLASS, and just plain DISGUST ME. It's not Starbucks fault, it's just that they're so mainstream and affordable and on EVERY CORNER so that ANYONE can go. I prefer little neighborhood bakery/coffeehouse businesses: small, quaint, friendly; and it supports our community.

WHEN I GO INTO A COFFEE ESTABLISHMENT, AND I SEE GRANDPA LOUNGING LIKE A F******** SLOB ON THE CHAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, it DISGUSTS ME. WTF is wrong with you?? WHERE R UR MANNERS??? (And think about any offspring this man has!! What do you think they behave like; or if they have manners and proper etiquette? Probably not, and if they exist, should be living in a ZOO!!) WHO LIED TO YOU MR, and told you it was ok to represent yourself like this??????? I would be embarrassed as all hell if this was my father or grandfather; newspapers on the floor, under the chair, one leg up, CROTCH SPREAD WIDE OPEN???? SICKENS ME.... CLOSE YOUR F******* LEGS and SIT UP OLD MAN! (and he was probably in 50's). My dad is pushing 70, and he's not sitting like an AMOEBA somewhere!!!!!

It took every sleepy fiber in my body to resist going over to him, and telling him what i just shared with you!! Thank GOD i don't work there, i would have kicked his ass out: NO SLOBS!!